"The message has been received. The message has been printed onto a sign."
Left Behind
Absence Never Made Me Fond Of You
"A child is like a houseplant, only needing a few basic things for survival. Food, water, love, and some sunlight. Maybe you assumed she was giving me those things. I suspect you never gave enough shit to provide them to me yourself, so there I was left with crumbs."
The Butthead Series: Part 3
"Saying he was cryptic is an insult to the word itself, so I can't even say that."
The Adorable Savior: Part 2
"Every relationship I have ever had went from 0-100 in what seemed like seconds."
The Mimsy Saga: Part 1
"Even though I didn't find him attractive, I recognized that he had it together. Also, everyone else thought he was attractive, and damn did he love that."
